I can’t help that I’m a fucking wild thing
Is the very definition
of modern Hakuna Matata
IT MEANS NO WORRIES
FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS
…until the hangover
an Enlightened being
THE PROCESS OF TAKING A CUTE COUPLE PICTURE:
(OMFG THE SUN WHY IS THE SUN SO FUCKING BRIGHT AARGH THE SUN)
(WHAT ARE THESE GREEN DOTS AND WHERE IS THE BACKGROUND)
(I GUESS WE GOTTA NIX THE WATER VIEW LET’S JUST SIT HERE AWKWARDLY AND SMILE OK NOW WE’RE DONE FUCK IT’S THANKSGIVING LET’S JUST GO EAT)
When the office supplies section is all like “YOU HAVE TO PAY $3 EXTRA FOR COLORED NOTECARDS AND THEY ONLY COME IN VARIETY PACKS OF NOT NEARLY ENOUGH CARDS” say
I’M GONNA MAKE MY OWN COLOR CODED NOTECARDS
…and then realize oh fuck, that is a lot of notecards I have to memorize in 24 hours shit.
I am so anal retentive about color coding though. Why? because how the fuck else am I going to organize this much material in my head?
literally ways to get me studying:
"If I actually make more notecards and study them tonight, I will allow myself to have a cool photoshoot of selfies to post on tumblr"