Ruby red lips is code for “I plan to have unspeakable fun tonight”
it is a testament to how scruffy I’ve been looking the last couple days that I just walked by the mirror and I was like “whoa I look like really hot wtf”
Literally this is the first time in like three weeks I think that I’ve put on eye liner (except for church yesterday).
wtf can’t wait for this shit to be OVERRRR.
you know you’re high femme when you keep lipstick by your bedside just in case you’re struck with a mad urge to take a selfie.
I call this look “desperately in need of a shower, covered in the blood of my barbri review notecards” chic.
Alternatively, “I am wearing only four things in this picture, and one of those things is eyeliner” couture