Oh heyyyyy.

Didn’t see you there.

I was just casually posing with some excellent lighting when my webcam went off.

going gay clubbing tonight with a straight boy and his gay friend who has told me that while the straight boy might have a thing for me, said “straightness” is definitely up for debate.

…this should be interesting.

I AM A POST-WORKOUT WARRIOR!

OBSERVE MY SLIGHTLY DEFINED ARM MUSCLES. AND FIERCELY FURROWED BROW.

ALSO OBSERVE THE SWEATY HAIR AND TERRIFYING ALMOST VISIBLE UPPER ABS!

…ignore the random baby picture in the background ok?

modernbestiary:

gpoy so hard

This pretty much sums up my relationship lol

What’s this? a shamelessly gratuitous picture of me and my “normal” look which is really actually a fair bit of makeup and rather ridiculously good lighting? 

…OH LOOK PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CAPTION WHEEEEE SEXY FACE:

This is what happens when you spend literally 10 hours writing out flash cards for a property final. 

Anyone still have any questions about why law school sucks?

MY HANDS HAVE CRAMPED SO BADLY THAT I CANNOT ACTUALLY HOLD A PENCIL ANYMORE.

THERE IS GRAPHITE ENGRAINED INTO MY LEFT HAND.

I HAD A DREAM I WAS BUFFY LAST NIGHT AND I’M STILL GRUMPY. THAT IS HOW SHITT LAW SCHOOL IS. 

…the fact that I am posting this at 3:30 in the morning the night before my property final is indicated of my state of mind.

And also I can’t actually write anymore.

as requested by somebody who sent in fanmail (✂ ! )

Sorry, I can’t hear you over how cool this SHARPIE GEL HILIGHTER IS.

^Better image

IT’S LIKE A CLASSY STUDY CRAYON THAT DOESN’T DRY UP AND LOOKS LIKE CANDY.

…office supplies are so sexy.

It’s 1:59 AM, and my study habits have been reduced to making seductive faces into my webcam.

…what are you talking about, this won’t be tested on the Constitutional Law Exam?

I SENSE SOME INVIDIOUS DISCRIMINATION.