Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein
Ruby red lips is code for “I plan to have unspeakable fun tonight”

Ruby red lips is code for “I plan to have unspeakable fun tonight”

guess who just cut off four inches of her hair?

guess who just cut off four inches of her hair?

Guess who’s finally done with the bar, bitches!!!!

Guess who’s finally done with the bar, bitches!!!!

it is a testament to how scruffy I’ve been looking the last couple days that I just walked by the mirror and I was like “whoa I look like really hot wtf”
Literally this is the first time in like three weeks I think that I’ve put on eye liner (except for church yesterday).
wtf can’t wait for this shit to be OVERRRR.

it is a testament to how scruffy I’ve been looking the last couple days that I just walked by the mirror and I was like “whoa I look like really hot wtf”

Literally this is the first time in like three weeks I think that I’ve put on eye liner (except for church yesterday).

wtf can’t wait for this shit to be OVERRRR.

How to turn any outfit into a retro outfit: add fiery red lipstick

How to turn any outfit into a retro outfit: add fiery red lipstick

you know you’re high femme when you keep lipstick by your bedside just in case you’re struck with a mad urge to take a selfie.

you know you’re high femme when you keep lipstick by your bedside just in case you’re struck with a mad urge to take a selfie.

I call this look “desperately in need of a shower, covered in the blood of my barbri review notecards” chic. 
Alternatively, “I am wearing only four things in this picture, and one of those things is eyeliner” couture  

I call this look “desperately in need of a shower, covered in the blood of my barbri review notecards” chic. 

Alternatively, “I am wearing only four things in this picture, and one of those things is eyeliner” couture  

Nail game continues to grow like whoa :p

Let’s call this look “summer bubbles”

Nail game continues to grow like whoa :p

Let’s call this look “summer bubbles”

#that awkward moment when you’re in bed with somebody and you can’t tell if they’re snoring or not

#that awkward moment when you’re in bed with somebody and you can’t tell if they’re snoring or not

Go Germany!!!

Go Germany!!!