Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein
I’M FINALLY FUCKING DONE, BITCHES!!!!!
Jesus fucking christ, what a day.
After being a complete idiot and not working on this 20 page paper at all during the  preceding weeks, I woke up today to work on it at 9 AM (it was due by midnight). 
…when I was about to sit down and work on this bitch, my entire apartment building lost power. That was around 11:30 AM.
…Then I attempted to go to the law library and work around noon, where I stayed for about 2 and half hours before I realized this was the shittiest place to work on a paper ever, and my laptop screen is way too small. God save us from citations and shitty school printers. Also, the apartment emailed me to say the power would come back by 2:30.
…Wandered back to my apartment, found out that only the BOTTOM THREE floors and the elevators/hallways had power. My apartment, on the 4th floor, was out. Completely.
Had a breakdown, headed over to my sister’s place via taxi to work on this bitch. Finally started real work around 3:30. At this point, I only had about 3 and half pages written.
AFTER MUCH STRESS AND CHEETOS, MANAGED TO FINISH THE PAPER AT 10:30 TONIGHT.
realized i had left my bluebook manual at home HOLY FUCKING CHRIST HOW DO I CITE ANYTHING.
….Found a friend online who had magical access to an online bluebook and managed to format about 200 citation footnotes. Oh my god i hate law school so much.
THEN managed to create a table of contents (with much difficulty because FUCK NUMERATION SYSTEMS IN WORD) and then THEN managed to read through my paper (realizing, by the way, that apparently my fingers were not typing properly for the first five pages or so).
FINALLY SENT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN WITH ABOUT 10 MINUTES TO SPARE. 
FREEEEEEE AT LAST. 

I’M FINALLY FUCKING DONE, BITCHES!!!!!

Jesus fucking christ, what a day.

After being a complete idiot and not working on this 20 page paper at all during the  preceding weeks, I woke up today to work on it at 9 AM (it was due by midnight). 

…when I was about to sit down and work on this bitch, my entire apartment building lost power. That was around 11:30 AM.

…Then I attempted to go to the law library and work around noon, where I stayed for about 2 and half hours before I realized this was the shittiest place to work on a paper ever, and my laptop screen is way too small. God save us from citations and shitty school printers. Also, the apartment emailed me to say the power would come back by 2:30.

…Wandered back to my apartment, found out that only the BOTTOM THREE floors and the elevators/hallways had power. My apartment, on the 4th floor, was out. Completely.

Had a breakdown, headed over to my sister’s place via taxi to work on this bitch. Finally started real work around 3:30. At this point, I only had about 3 and half pages written.

AFTER MUCH STRESS AND CHEETOS, MANAGED TO FINISH THE PAPER AT 10:30 TONIGHT.

realized i had left my bluebook manual at home HOLY FUCKING CHRIST HOW DO I CITE ANYTHING.

….Found a friend online who had magical access to an online bluebook and managed to format about 200 citation footnotes. Oh my god i hate law school so much.

THEN managed to create a table of contents (with much difficulty because FUCK NUMERATION SYSTEMS IN WORD) and then THEN managed to read through my paper (realizing, by the way, that apparently my fingers were not typing properly for the first five pages or so).

FINALLY SENT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN WITH ABOUT 10 MINUTES TO SPARE. 

FREEEEEEE AT LAST. 

  1. lightspeedsound reblogged this from 12b6 and added:
    SO I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I PULLED A B+ IN THE CLASS AND THAT, BITCHES, IS HOW LAWYERS GET SHIT DONE!
  2. tryingnottooverthinkit reblogged this from 12b6 and added:
    The new bar, ladies and gentlemen, for you to meet in order for you to be allowed to bitch about your papers. My mouth...