I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”
Homemade #butternutsquash soup topped with Parmesan cheese and cumin and paprika roasted nuts and dried cranberries, with a dude of #honeybakedham and Swiss sliders. When ya girl cooks, she cooks shit RIGHT. #wifey
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Say what you will about straight girls but in all my friendships, no straight girl friend of mine has ever questioned the validity of my bisexuality, even to the point of good natured ribbing at times (ex: teasing me at strip clubs and parties when a cute girl catches my eye like “YEAH YOU LIKE THAT GET IT GIRL!”).
But queer women will CONSTANTLY question your queerness. Even women I’ve dated/hooked up with constantly find bisexuality as inconceivable and called me things like “lesbian until graduation” etc.
For a community that’s supposed to stand for inclusivity and acceptance the queer community needs to fucking do better.
#craftchristmas #wifey #ourfirstchristmas #feltwreath
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Rewatching bones and seeing guest stars that were on angel too Ruther proves my theory that bones is a follow up series to angel now that he’s human.
I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”
I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments
Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”
My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.
I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.
please give us updates
Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”
And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.
I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.
op will not die of natural causes
That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts
college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011
Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…
New immortal vs. old immortal
Dude Popeyes was in 1935 tho
Anonymous asked:
annavonsyfert answered:
i know of math
Every time a lawyer has to calculate things on the record
God I’m home #honeybutters #757pride
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Y’all ever mess up putting your phone charger in your phone completely sober just to flex on sherlock holmes
Hyperfocus level 1: Don’t talk to me, I’m busy. Ignoring everything and everyone, time is but a construct.
Hyperfocus level 2: The No-regimen. No water, no sleep, no food, no loo breaks.
Hyperfocus level 3: Almost passing out because “breathing.exe” got suspended.







here have some more nonsense.
this is after she gets back from the underworld. ;P