fascinasians:

“Pho King Hot”

“Chinese Take Out”

“Asian Persuasion”

“Asian Persuasion II”

“Shanghai Delight”

“Blue China Doll”

“Japanese Doll”

“Shot Glass Geisha”

“Sexy China Doll”

“Lotus Geisha”

“Dragon Lady”

“China Doll”

“Tokyo Treasure”

“Geisha Girl”

“Sexy Geisha”

“Elizabeth Empiress”

“Geisha to Ninja”

“Geisha”

“Sexy Samurai”

Can we just point out that 

1. Only one of those models is Asian and some of those white bitches look like they’ve got their eyes taped back to look chinky

2.  That “geisha” costume just looks like half a really shitty kimono to me

3. What the fuck does “Asian Persuasion” mean? I mean, honestly, the only time I’ve heard it is when a white guy is talking to me about how he fucking LOVES ASIAN women. As in, “OH MAN I’M ALL ABOUT THE LADIES OF THE ASIAN PERSUASION.” 

4.  ”Pho King Hot”? REALLY? Objectivism, Fetishism, Orientalism, and belittling some type of Asian language (I’m assuming they’re trying to sound like Chinese?) all in one go? Not to mention the creepily photoshopped white android woman sitting as a model. 

5. And when did “geisha” become synonymous with “half-assed fake silk bathrobe with cheaply made fan”? 

6. Also note the similarities (basically, they’re the same costume in different colors) between Tokyo Treasure and Shanghai Delight. CHINA AND JAPAN ARE NOT THE SAME COUNTRY, RACE, CULTURE, OR LANGUAGE. ARGGH. 

7. For future reference: 

There are several different types of geisha that dress in different ways. But none of them dress in polyester pleather takeout box corsets.  They dress like this: 

And no, if you are not Japanese, it is still not OK to dress like this. 

8.  That “china doll” dress you have there is no more than a bastardization of a traditional qipao. And also, yours sucks and is cheaply made.  This is what a qipao should look like:

And yes, if you are not Chinese, you look like an idiot, wearing one of these. 

9. And if you want to look like a Chinese Empress, you’re really going to have to try harder than a neon hat and a fancy bathrobe.  This is Cixi, the last Empress of China: