Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein
HEY HOLLYWOOD I AM NOT SURE BECAUSE I AM JUST ONE ACTUALLY ASIAN GIRL SO I KNOW MY OPINION DOESN’T MATTER BUT AM I DOING ASIAN RITE

I KNOW IT’S SUPER HARD FOR ME TO BE JUST ASIAN ENOUGH FOR THE SILVER SCREEN BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY ASIAN SO THIS IS A HUGE HANDICAP TO OVERCOME

BUT I THINK THROUGH HARD WORK AND BEING A MODEL MINORITY I HAVE GOTTEN THERE.

PLEASE, JUST LET ME TRY OUT I TAKE EXCELLENT PICS AND I CAN IMITATE WHITE PEOPLE BEING ASIAN, NO PROBLEM. 

LIKE I AM SORRY BECAUSE THE CLOSEST THING I HAD TO AN ORIENTAL-LOOKING RICE BASKET WAS MY CHEAP PLASTIC STRAINER BUT LOOK I TRIED.

LIKE I KNOW I AM JUST NOT AS FIERCE AS AUDREY KATHERINE BUT I CAN LEARN. I’M GOOD AT LEARNING!

I TOO CAN BE A SHY AND DELICATE LOTUS BLOSSOM 

I TOO CAN SING ABOUT MY LOVE FOR A WHITE MAN WHO LEFT ME PREGGERS

I TOO CAN LOOK WISE YET BEFUDDLED, AS FITTING RE: MY MYSTICAL HERITAGE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PICK ME HOLLYWOOD

I KNOW I AM NOT WHITE

BUT I PROMISE BEING ASIAN IS NOT A HANDICAP

WHEN PLAYING AN ASIAN PERSON IN A MOVIE!

Posted 9 months ago
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