Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein

avengersaccumulate:

So every time I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name I always tell them ‘Tony Stark’. 
(I’m cool I know.)
Anyway today when they called out my ‘name’ and I went to collect it I noticed this guy blatantly staring at me as he ordered his drink.
I thought nothing of it and went over to get some sugar when I noticed that the guy was walking over to me, still staring right into my eyes.
So by this point I was getting quite nervous and was about to ask him if I knew him when he leaned in right next to my ear and whispered;
Peasant
I stood there, mouth open, about to ask him what the actual fuck when the barista called out ‘Latte for Loki’ and the guy walked over, picked up his drink, winked at me and walked out the door. 
I swear to god I have never laughed more in a public place than I did today.  

Winning.

Reblogged 8 months ago from lunarianpyrate (Originally from avengersaccumulate)
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