Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein, The next time I hear a person yell "it's a joke!" in defense of something offensive, I'm going to track them down, and pour a bucket of water on their head.

Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein

The next time I hear a person yell “it’s a joke!” in defense of something offensive, I’m going to track them down, and pour a bucket of water on their head.

Then I will proceed to shout, “IT’S JUST WATER, IT’S WATER! IT’S WATER!”

Then I will push them in a pool, chanting, “it’s just water! You know it’s just water!”

And then I’ll punch them in the face underwater and yell, “IT’S JUST A JOKE, ISN’T IT HILARIOUS?!”

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Books: -Harry Potter
-The Hunger Games
-Sherlock Holmes/Mary Russell
-Any book, really. I was an English major.

Movies: -Repo! The Genetic Opera
-Star Trek 2009
-Boondock Saints
-Sherlock Holmes

TV: -Buffy/Angel.
-Actually, anything Joss Whedon.
-How I met Your Mother
-Dr. Who

General:
-Nerdiness
-Queer/LGBTQ issues
-Beautiful women
-Music
-Feminism -Sex. Sex ed. Sex advice. Etc. -Race. QPOC issues.

I'm a 2L law student trying to cope with the fact that I'm no longer allowed to write critical papers about gossip girl or disney movies for women's studies courses. Then again, I'm reading ridiculous cases about punching pregnant women and suing 5 year old children, so I feel like I'm getting my daily dose of anger anyways.

23. Asian American. Queer with a tendency to wax philosophical. I'm like, really fucking queer. Just thought I'd like to reiterate that before you piss me off with your homophobia. ...but other than that, I probably love you. Also, I write Sevmione smut. Here be le sex: beware.