Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein

Only Gendry was different.

THIS HAS THE MAKINGS OF AN OLD SPICE COMMERCIAL

“Hello, ladies, look at your prissy boy king, now back to me, now back at your prissy king, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using really horrible names for his swords and switched to making them, he could be muscled like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a treacherous trek to the Wall with the man your king could look like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an really fucking awesome bull-horned helmet with two swords which I JUST MADE. Look again, the swords are now inside two dead guards. Anything is possible when your man is the blacksmith bastard real son of the king, instead of some prissy product of incest. I’m on a horse.”

Reblogged 1 year ago from mcavoys (Originally from thomasfinchmackee)
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