1. ”KONICHIWA!”/”wo ai ni! that means I love you in Chinese.”
…I would say something in “racist asshole” but I’m not nearly as fluent yet. By the way, how’s that horrible accent and mis-identifying racist passion going for you?
2. ”I bet I can guess what type of asian you are!”
...What am I, some type of game show? WHO WANTS TO BE CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE? Congratulations. You’ve won.
3. ”Yeah, I’m really into anime…”
The mental image of you masturbating to the image of me in a school girl outfit, meshing with some tentacle hentai, is extremely disturbing. By the way, if you continue this thread of conversation and refer to me as “chibi” or “kawaii,” I reserve the white to freak you out by insinuating that I know kung fu. Fair is fair.
4. I love Asian women! Your bodies are just so petite!
Bitch, you won’t think my small titties are non-threatening when my arms are ripping your fucking head off.
5. Yeah, most asians look all the same to me, but you’re different! It’s awesome…
You do realize that you are essentially complimenting me for not looking like my racial identity, right? RIGHT?
6. So, does this mean your family’s really really strict and you have to like…bow down to traditions and ancestors? And like, do what your future husband says, all the time?
No. It means I have a low tolerance for bullshit and yours is starting to stink to high heaven.
7. I bet you look awesome in a schoolgirl outfit.
I bet your garage is filled with anime-style blowup dolls.
8. Man, you’re just like this exotic lotus blossom!
Man, it’s like you tried to learn pick-up lines from the back of a chinese take-out menu!
- akai-kodou likes this
- nuthaang reblogged this from lightspeedsound
- nuthaang likes this
- chappikachu likes this
- vikivandalist likes this
- nehubutterfly likes this
- thunderouspupil reblogged this from lightspeedsound
- grotesquery likes this
- lxqbess likes this
- somethingsums likes this
- crownprincessmayachan reblogged this from lightspeedsound
- valdemort18 likes this
- butwewereokay reblogged this from lightspeedsound and added:
- heroin-e reblogged this from torayot
- bluepeets likes this
- distractedbytheworld likes this
- trump-queen reblogged this from lightspeedsound
- cerebralproxy likes this
- tabulanonrasa likes this
- darleneofthecrooowd likes this
- cyrusyong likes this
- hexpixie likes this
- sassmaster-arjay reblogged this from fucking-rachel-tice-just
- -nerdglasses reblogged this from lightspeedsound
- kathysalibay reblogged this from lightspeedsound
- unicornbuddy- reblogged this from tofuforlunch
- unicornbuddy- likes this
- lemonedscream likes this
- tofuforlunch reblogged this from lightspeedsound
- trafuri likes this
- torayot reblogged this from asiansnotstudying and added:
- unstableloser likes this
- saturdays likes this
- ellylee88 reblogged this from sleepywanderlust
- trump-queen likes this
- sleepywanderlust reblogged this from lightspeedsound
- yuumegari reblogged this from hibana
- yuumegari likes this
- jerkitserket likes this
- alarnia reblogged this from 10201989
- alarnia likes this
- mangmangbeetles reblogged this from 10201989
- 10201989 reblogged this from fucking-rachel-tice-just
- skipturnstep reblogged this from hibana
- pullmyhair reblogged this from c-houl
- canisayilyx3 likes this
- madoka--swagica likes this
- iceeyu reblogged this from blonde-cyborg