1. She believes in evolution.

2. She’s non-partisan.

She likes dogs AND cats.

3. She has touched Meryl Streep.

4. And Oprah.

5. She golfs.

6. And bowls.

7. But doesn’t do volleyball.

8. She looked hot in the ’90s.

9. And looks great with a ponytail.

10. She WON A FREAKING GRAMMY AWARD.

FOR REAL.

11. She doesn’t give a fuck what Bill says.

12. She makes this face when she gets annoying texts.

JUST LIKE YOU.

13. Yo! MTV Raps made a playing card of her.

Pretty cool.

14. She wears frog jewelry… ON HER SHOULDER.

15. She has her own store in Africa.

16. She looks better in blue than Angela Merkel.

17. She looks better in purple than Angela Merkel.

18. She carries a bottle of hot sauce where-ever she goes.

At least that’s what this website says.

19. She makes this face sometimes.

And still doesn’t give a fuck.

20. And this one too.

21. She’s a trendsetter.

22. This scarf.

23. When her hair blows in the wind she looks really hot and intense.

24. She’s hip.

Down with the lingo.

25. She gets drunk on airplanes.

26. She walks like a boss.

27. She drives like a boss.

One hand on the wheel.

28. She might have an alien baby.

29. She makes duck face cool.

30. Sometimes she wears capes.

31. She drinks with elegance and grace.

32. This picture is hot and cool.

33. She likes pizza.

34. And tacos.

35. She talks shit.

36. Amy Poehler took a picture with her before.

37. And so did Louis CK.

38. Someone made this painting of her holding a tiny baby.

39. She’s awkward.

40. She drinks beer.

41. Does shots.

42. And if she gets drunk enough, she’ll dance!

43. She wore this jacket before.

44. And this ugly Christmas sweater.

45. And last but not least, Ice-T thinks she’s a G.