Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein

1. She believes in evolution.

She believes in evolution.

2. She’s non-partisan.

She's non-partisan.

She likes dogs AND cats.

3. She has touched Meryl Streep.

She has touched Meryl Streep.

4. And Oprah.

And Oprah.

5. She golfs.

She golfs.
(AP / Wilfredo Lee)

6. And bowls.

And bowls.
(AP / Beth A. Keiser)

7. But doesn’t do volleyball.

But doesn't do volleyball.

8. She looked hot in the ’90s.

She looked hot in the '90s.

9. And looks great with a ponytail.

And looks great with a ponytail.

10. She WON A FREAKING GRAMMY AWARD.

She WON A FREAKING GRAMMY AWARD.

FOR REAL.

11. She doesn’t give a fuck what Bill says.

She doesn't give a fuck what Bill says.

12. She makes this face when she gets annoying texts.

She makes this face when she gets annoying texts.

JUST LIKE YOU.

13. Yo! MTV Raps made a playing card of her.

Yo! MTV Raps made a playing card of her.

Pretty cool.

Source: hiphopgov.org

14. She wears frog jewelry… ON HER SHOULDER.

She wears frog jewelry... ON HER SHOULDER.

15. She has her own store in Africa.

She has her own store in Africa.

16. She looks better in blue than Angela Merkel.

She looks better in blue than Angela Merkel.

17. She looks better in purple than Angela Merkel.

She looks better in purple than Angela Merkel.

18. She carries a bottle of hot sauce where-ever she goes.

She carries a bottle of hot sauce where-ever she goes.

At least that’s what this website says.

19. She makes this face sometimes.

She makes this face sometimes.

And still doesn’t give a fuck.

20. And this one too.

And this one too.
(Reuters / Saul Loeb)

21. She’s a trendsetter.

She's a trendsetter.

22. This scarf.

This scarf.

23. When her hair blows in the wind she looks really hot and intense.

When her hair blows in the wind she looks really hot and intense.

24. She’s hip.

She's hip.

Down with the lingo.

25. She gets drunk on airplanes.

She gets drunk on airplanes.

26. She walks like a boss.

She walks like a boss.

27. She drives like a boss.

She drives like a boss.

One hand on the wheel.

28. She might have an alien baby.

She might have an alien baby.

29. She makes duck face cool.

She makes duck face cool.

30. Sometimes she wears capes.

Sometimes she wears capes.

31. She drinks with elegance and grace.

She drinks with elegance and grace.
Source: clintonesque

32. This picture is hot and cool.

This picture is hot and cool.

33. She likes pizza.

She likes pizza.

34. And tacos.

And tacos.

35. She talks shit.

She talks shit.

36. Amy Poehler took a picture with her before.

Amy Poehler took a picture with her before.

37. And so did Louis CK.

And so did Louis CK.

38. Someone made this painting of her holding a tiny baby.

Someone made this painting of her holding a tiny baby.

39. She’s awkward.

She's awkward.

40. She drinks beer.

She drinks beer.

41. Does shots.

Does shots.

42. And if she gets drunk enough, she’ll dance!

And if she gets drunk enough, she'll dance!

43. She wore this jacket before.

She wore this jacket before.

44. And this ugly Christmas sweater.

And this ugly Christmas sweater.

45. And last but not least, Ice-T thinks she’s a G.

And last but not least, Ice-T thinks she's a G.
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