Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein
THE WHITE TEARS MARTINI

INGREDIENTS:

-a shot of them white, white tears, shed for them poor, suffering whities

-Authentic Caribbean rum, crafted by traditions of slavery and oppression

-freshly squeezed strawberry juice, picked by underpaid immigrants from California

-a shot of some ginseng infused nonsense, created by the exotification of ancient Chinese medicine, sold now by really fucking white corporations

-some really white, really crushed ice. Ice crushed by oppressive governmental values. Also known as motherfucking diamonds. 

Instructions:

Shake that shit up in a silver martini shaker. Pour into a glass tumblr that was made in China. Serve in order to choke down your dusty, archaic cracka beliefs. Stir with the swizzle stick of nobody giving a fuck about POC problems.

Best served cold, with a side of revenge. 

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    and serve that shit to every Tom, Dick, Columbus, Lincoln, and Harry like “should I put this on your tab or?…”
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    Sounds like a horrible martini.
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    Oppressed privilege is honestly believing that whites are the only race in history to oppress or enslave others.
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    What the fuck kind of martini has rum in it Tumblr: masters of empty rhetoric Idiots when it comes to the most basic of...
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    -a shot of them white, white tears, shed for them poor, suffering whities -Authentic Caribbean rum, crafted by...
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