stfuconfederates:

lightspeedsound:

WHITE PRIVILEGED INTERNET COMMENTER BINGO

…Because PEOPLE SUGGESTED IT AND I WAS PROCRASTINATING.

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OH MY GOD.

WHITE PRIVILEGE IS NOW A DRINKING GAME.

PREPARE TO THROW DOWN.

OK, y’all, due to the extreme interest in my bingo drinking game, I felt like I should lay down the ground rules:

1. The game starts when you receive a racist trolling comment. 

2. The game ends when the flames you get for responding to said racist comment stops.

3. “Y’all are FREE now” is the FREE SPACE.  BUT, if somebody actually says this (or any variation on this) you must take TWO SHOTS.

4. Any spots that specifically refer to a particular race/racial slur CAN BE USED FOR OTHER RACIAL SLURS IF IT IS ESSENTIALLY THE SAME GIST.  

5. You take a shot/swig every time somebody says something on your card.

6. Mark your card. By the time you are done with this game you will have NO MEMORY AT ALL.

7. When you hit bingo, Scream out, “BINGO YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKING ASSWIPE!” Make sure you have a trash can handy. 

8. Then post a screenshot of the racist bullshit you just had to deal with, your bingo card, and a picture of the sheer amount of alcohol you had to drink just to stay sane. 

9. Players may compete with other people when you are receiving simultaneous racist comments.  In that case, it’s cheating to use something directed at somebody else. 

10. Feel free to post a video of you playing, too!