Tough As Ovaries

May 18

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Speaking of Spicy Food

True Story: This one time, my parents and I were on vacation in South Carolina or Florida or something, and there was this really well-rated Thai place that did an inexpensive, but delicious lunch.

So we were doing our thing, asking the waiter about the fresh fish, etc. Telling him our spice-level preference (at the time, I think my mom was having some pretty severe heartburn problems and I had braces that tended to fuck up my mouth’s tissue, so we had to ask for it to be pretty mild. Which is unusual for us…especially as I’ve gotten older. Me and my dad tend to LOVE the spicy).

So anyways, we spot this douchey looking stuck up prig of a white dude sitting with some asian chick and we hear him ordering curry.

And he asks for it medium.

And, bear in mind…this is an Asian restaurant. I am just saying, as an Asian woman, I am well aware that my sense of what is “spicy” or not is probably pretty skewed compared to a white person. I mean, I have, in times of desperate date mode, eaten plain wasabi because I didn’t want to ask my date to buy more food and I was that hungry.

ANYWAYS.

My mom and I have a total side-eye moment because we’re both thinking, “Who is this white dude and let’s see how much he can handle.”

15 minutes later, his food arrives. I don’t know why I remember this, but I’m pretty sure he did the dick move of tucking the paper napkin into his collar to protect his white shirt and tie.

And then proceeded to PRACTICALLY GAG ON HIS CURRY.

The waiter rushed over because this dude was going bright red and dude was like

“THAT IS NOT MEDIUM. THAT IS REALLY, REALLY SPICY. WHAT THE HELL. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.”

Bitch, the waiter side-eyed you. He asked you to repeat. You said “yeah, I like spicy.” THE WAITER EVEN SAID, “oh…ok…are you sure?”

FAIL.

Moral of the story: if a waiter asks you “are you sure you want it medium?” be sure to ask “why?”

Second moral of the story: white dudes like to prove their manliness with ordering spicy foods, but 9/10 will lose that competition to an asian woman.

lafemmeindienne:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

rararamyeon:

invisibleblackunicorn:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

so much sour cream doe D:

But Chipotle neeeeeeeeeeds sour cream.

Wait, wait wait wait. Why are you putting sour cream on chipotle? Especially that much sour cream. Chipotle is the LEAST spiciest of them all, sour cream will just make it even weaker.

I’ve never had a taco since I live in the Uk and stuff but chipotle is shit, put a better hot sauce on it guize.

lol noooo

Chipotle is the name of the place that sells this food. xD

but you’re right, they’re weak as shit.

lololol british people talking about mexican food

Wait, people use sour cream only because it “make shit less spicy”?

WHY ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO EAT MEXICAN FOOD THEN.

JUST NIX THE HOT SAUCE.

what.

Not that chipotle is strictly really “mexican” but…yeah.

forever reblog.

also: who wears expensive and unstable earrings in the ocean in the first place?

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“The Ancient Egyptians had no connection to Blacks! Just ‘cause they were in Africa, doesn’t mean they were Black! They were ALL North Arabs! And they were a special type of African! All of them had high tans and flowy hair and pointy noses, nevermind the artifacts that show dark skin and full lips and noses! Never mind the hundreds of ancient combs shaped like today’s “afro picks”! Never mind the fact that they used hair products that are majority used by Blacks today! Never mind their kinky-coily wigs! Those are Niggercentric lies! Kemet means “black land” as in the soil, not the color of the peoples! In order to be “Black” you have to have extremely dark skin, you can’t be all types of brown! The only Blacks in Egypt were those ugly Nubians, but Egypt threw them out! Who cares if records indicate that their ancestral mitochondrial DNA is Black? Okay, fine they were Black! … But not Black-Black!”

blacktemple:

zorascreation:

FOREVER REBLOG

LOLOL. Not to mention all the bitches who always talk about “Cleopatra could have been blonde she was descended from Macedonians yeah?”

“WHICH MEANS THAT EGYPTIANS WERE LIKE HISPANIC-ISH WHITE PEOPLE.”

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communistsextips:

Refer to each other’s genitalia as the “means of production” and then refer to handjobs as “seizing the means of production”.

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dumbthingswhitepplsay:

chthonianplanet:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

spicyobsession:

coldeyesthatburn:

asamisatoo:

OKAY HERE’S TWO MORE

ASAMI BBY WHY YOU SO GORGEOUS

GOT HEA TOES DUN UP WIFF HEA FINGAH NAILS MATCHIN

I would like the swimsuit and the girl that comes with it

y she wear makeup in the pool doe

high femme liiiiife #livesit

srslyyyyyyy that don’t make sense doe

pssssh. Asami be so fly she probs has some of dat real expensive waterproof clinique shit on.

damnlayoffthebleach:

sooolondon:

penciltyrant:

Let me teach you how to water tribe.

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BRHood: FANART FRIDAY!

“Home at 8. On the way, met an acquaintance who pretended to ‘have something beautiful to show me.’ It was true. 6 francs.” —

Aaron Burr, 1811

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Oh that Burr

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