Now I’m going to eat popcorn and watch trashy shit on my laptop until my ADD drugs wear off and I can go to bed.
SUCH IS LIFE.
Is it wrong for me to despise when white girls say swag? Shouldn’t they be held to a higher standard like classy rather than degrading themselves to the level of ignorance characterized by ignorant niggers saying “swag” after everything they do?
yeah, that’s pretty racist. unsurprisingly racist. utterly, non-shockingly racist.
To be honest, I actually DID go to China and there was a Walmart in Shi’an and I definitely got Engrish shirts. As in I definitely got a pink shirt with a bunny with a red nose that said “I love reading” and the Bunny’s nose was the dot on the ‘i.”
(but I can’t help wonder if Chinese people wear these shirts ironically, the same way hipsters drink bad beer)
(but the video is hilarious and gave me ideas!)
I mean latin basically exists so that people can be sticklers as to what’s correct or not.
I’m just saying.
But that does sort of disappoint me because my cookie bullets thing doesn’t actually work any more :(
You know what I think of when I read that?
As in guys:
I WANT BULLETS MADE OF BREAD IS ESSENTIALLY SAYING “I WANT COOKIES” in latin.
I got a threat three days ago from someone claiming to know where I live & they rattled off an address that used to be valid but isn’t anymore. And I see all of this shit about “popular” blogs & I’m like farreal? Someone takes the time to threaten me with rape & torture every week, but you’re mad that more people listen to me than listen to you? Man look, you can kindly go straight to hell with that nonsense.
“heavy lies the crown”
these people need to fuck off with their popularity contest bullshit.
How many nuccas wanna switch with me, who’s had my name slung through the mud and rumors flying about me trying to tie me to everyone on the internet who done ever said they were black or liked anime and hell even just random people in fandoms I don’t even follow? Who wants people making up new blog names just to troll them? Who wants to donate their free time toward a project they care about, not get a damn dime, and have people up your ass every day expecting you to sit around and answer reblogs of shit like it’s your damn full time job when you ain’t getting shit?
How many of y’all wanna be curiouslycool or thegoddamazon and get the nigger chorus or “get raped by a chainsaw” in your inbox over and over ALL DAY LONG?
I’m just going to say that personally, if anybody wants to go through my inbox for me, please do. While some of the messages are quite positive, most of them are like, “but don’t you think you should care about *this unoppressed majority group* too?Why do you hate white people? WHY DO YOU HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID? DUMB WHORE.”
oh my god people calm down.
I’m not saying “Oh this sucks that people read my blog.” Because yeah, I love my followers. But if I get yet another message about, “I’m unfollowing you because you don’t like what i like and you should care about that’ I’mma gonna slap a bitch.
I mean, it’s not that “You really speak English.” It’s more like, “why the Chinese? It’s not exotic or anything. It’s a foreign language. There is nothing inherently mystical about it.”
If I ever get a tattoo, I might just have it say “I love cookies” In latin.
….OK, just go to the FAQ. I promise. It’s a wonderful place.
Because I am really tired of people saying that I, as a Chinese person, am not allowed to reclaim a racial slur.
…what’s your point?
Japanese incorporation of western elements has occurred since the mid 1800s. I’m not sure it’s entirely fair to blame it entirely on modern American globalization. What I’m trying to get at is it’s not always an issue of cross cultural exploitation.
…..Um, yes, because it occurred because of Western Imperialism. I’m not saying globalization is modern, and I’m CERTAINLY not on board with the idea of “cross cultural exploitation.” Because excuse me, I don’t think American business trying to expand into the Asian market is the same thing as some white dude trying to be mystical with a tattoo that sounds ridiculous when translated into actual english (if it’s even correctly written).
- Me: I just made a cooking blog! Cookingforbusypeople
- my friend E: I want to make "cooking for law students"
- E: But it would be like "cook ramen, then pour wine."