Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein

officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

mollyhooperscat:

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

please tag your guardians of the galaxy 2 spoilers

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officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

theamazingindi:

lightspeedsound:

jcestarvingartist:

softcore-fuckery:

trebled-negrita-princess:

this looks like the buffet of food from Spirited Away, where I don’t know what ANY of it is, but it looks AMAZING

holds back tears*

Food porn.

about 99% sure that this is from the movie Eat Drink Man Woman and it pisses me off that people have no idea what it is, where it’s from, and just immediately equate it with an anime thing.

Because oh look it’s actually traditional CHINESE cooking. 

Look.

This was Ang Lee’s first real big hit—and it’s an amazing movie and these shots were so hard to film that they had to literally hire FUCKING STUNT CHEFS TO DO THE ACTION SHOTS OK. (warning: he kills a fish and a chicken in these shots).

The first shot is making dumplings in a quick and amazing way which takes YEARS of practice to do.

The next couple of shots are of steamed white chicken which is one of those staple, simple foods in Chinese cuisine that is really REALLY hard to perfect. Like it’s one of those things that sounds simple but is rarely ever perfect. 

The next is smoked pork belly and bok choy.

I could go on and on and on but like I’m just really pissed off that people are reblogging this like “OMFG REAL LIFE SPIRITED AWAY.”

Fuck you, it’s Ang Lee’s amazing fucking movie, Eat Drink Man Woman, which is all about sisters and daughters and food and family and basically no, it’s not fucking anime, it’s fucking Chinese culture in a nutshell.

did people immediately see this and think ‘oh, how anime’ fuck you, fuck off this is chinese cuisine 

i don’t think you know much about culture at all if you genuinely can’t tell the difference between real chinese food and animated japanese food, congrats kiddo, you’re a fetishistic racist who gels all asian culture together

like it’s not just chinese cuisine, it’s fucking GOURMET, MASTER LEVEL CHINESE CUISINE.

like at one point he cooks that seafood literally  by just BATHING IT IN LADLES OF HOT WATER.

IT’S SO FUCKING SEXY AND IMPRESSIVE.

like at another point he SMOKES A CHICKEN IN HIS YARD.

AND FANS IT WITH A FUCKING BAMBOO AND PAPER FAN.

AT ANOTHER POINT HE KILLS A FISH BY SHOVING CHOPSTICKS DOWN ITS MOUTH THROUGH ITS INNARDS.

like AT ANOTHER POINT IN THE MOVIE, ONE OF HIS DAUGHTERS MAKES THIN THIN RICE CREPES BY LITERALLY RUBBING THE DOUGH ON A HOT STONE AND PEELING OFF THE RESULTING LESS-THAN-PAPER-THIN LAYER OF STICKINESS OFF THE STONE SURFACE.

I don’t care to imagine what that first commenter was thinking but if I did I imagine it would be a handful of badly pronounced japanese words with actually literally the word “squee”

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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illbegotdamn:

maryjblige:

so do the palestinians she wished dead

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lightspeedsound:

duckindolans:

She cut the fin off with craft scissors

CRAFT

SCISSORS

GIRL SERIOUSLY WTF IS UP WITH THIS SHIT 

YOU HAVE A COOKING SHOW

INVEST IN SOME KOMACHI GIRL

PLEASE

THE NEXT ASIAN TINYCHAT BETTER CONSIST OF WATCHING THESE VIDEOS, GETTING DRUNK, AND FUCKING REECORDING OUR MST3K-LIKE COMMENTARY THO