Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein

"Benedict Cumberbatch Can’t Say "Penguins""

I don’t know if it’s late or the UTI but this made me literally LOL

oh my god these songs are 10 years old??

oh my god these songs are 10 years old??

the-goddamazon:

micdotcom:

The NFL has apologized for penalizing Muslim player for praying 

Another week done, another PR disaster for the NFL.
This one came in the middle of Monday Night Football, after Kansas City Chiefs safety Husain Abdullah returned an interception for a touchdown. Abdullah is a practicing Muslim — he even skipped an entire football season to make a pilgrimage to Mecca — and prostrated himself in the end zone in prayer. The result? A 15-yard penalty for excessive celebration.
The apologized for this one quickly


Yet Tebow never got penalized for kneeling and praying and practicing his religion.

the-goddamazon:

micdotcom:

The NFL has apologized for penalizing Muslim player for praying 

Another week done, another PR disaster for the NFL.

This one came in the middle of Monday Night Football, after Kansas City Chiefs safety Husain Abdullah returned an interception for a touchdown. Abdullah is a practicing Muslim — he even skipped an entire football season to make a pilgrimage to Mecca — and prostrated himself in the end zone in prayer. The result? A 15-yard penalty for excessive celebration.

The apologized for this one quickly

Yet Tebow never got penalized for kneeling and praying and practicing his religion.

modelingschool:

This is so petty yet hilarious…lmfao

modelingschool:

This is so petty yet hilarious…lmfao

“THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!” roared Black. “DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!”

“Actually,” said Harry, pocketing his e-cigarette, “Peter’s pursuit of rational self-interest is of a higher moral order than your determination to kill yourself on another person’s behalf, Sirius. Self-sacrifice is never the answer; it ends only in pain and death.”

Sirius blanched. “But Voldemort — we could have stopped Voldemort.”

“It’s a free market,” Harry said, shrugging.

Lupin turned into a wolf.

“Control yourself,” Harry said. “Good lord, man, you’re a being of pure will and drive. Exercise it.”

Lupin turned back into a man with flashing, clear eyes and a jaw that could level a mid-sized office building.

“In the marketplace of ideas,” Harry went on, “Voldemort has the same right to disseminate his philosophy as you do. If his philosophy is sound, it will flourish. If his philosophy is unsound, you have nothing to fear.”

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and the Prisoners of Collectivism (via supernatasha)

Ayn Rand jokes are the best jokes because the only way to make something as turgid, awful, wrong-footed, and destructive as Objectivisim digestible is to make it into a goddamn joke.

(via ladyshinga)

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for parents who use wheelchairs wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

merasmus:

cornfuse:

merasmus:

why the fuck is yacht spelled like that

why nacht?

NO

neairaalenko:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Hun

shmurdapunk:

dakotacityukuleleorchestra:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I don’t get it.

lmao

culturalappropriationon:

hardcorehousewife:

well dollskill was just taken off my list of all time favorite stores….

Unreal.