Vaingloriously Not in the Same Vein

One day I’m going to open up a Filipino Ice Cream shop and like all the flavors are gonna be trans-literal puns like the flavor of the day and filled with hipster hate is gonna be “Fresh off the Boat”

And like other shit like “Macapu-nobody likes you” 

"U-be yourself, unless you’re racist"

"Lang-kan u just please be quiet, ma’am."

lmao you know you’ve reached a new level of tumblr popularity when the haters submit full-on enormous fucking essays and then send you another submission saying “I KNOW YOU WON’T PUBLISH THIS BUT IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE WRONG”

lmao why the fuck do y’all wanna be on my blog so bad anyways like even if I did publish it why the fuck would you wanna be associated with me if I’m so uneducated and wrong tho

I know I must be tumblr famous since you think you’ll get popular if you get up on my blog and somehow you think submitting to my blog will get you more views if I publish than your tiny little hate filled bit of tumblr.

The haters are so desperate because they know they can’t touch this ;)

lightspeedsound:

softpunkbucky:

lightspeedsound:

it saddens me to no end that Lake Tahoe is not actually made of Taho

but if it were made out of taho

the fish would be daing

are you kidding

my idea

ISDA BEST

WAIT YOU GUYS

I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE THOUGHT

WHAT IF

LAKE TAHOE

IS TUBIG

TO BE MADE OUT OF TAHO

softpunkbucky:

lightspeedsound:

it saddens me to no end that Lake Tahoe is not actually made of Taho

but if it were made out of taho

the fish would be daing

are you kidding

my idea

ISDA BEST

it saddens me to no end that Lake Tahoe is not actually made of Taho

therfbort:

amuzed1:

iseenochangees:

satedanbadass:

Jason Momoa and Manu Bennett at Florida Super Con

These are haka (traditional Maori war dance) poses. Fun fact Jason Mamoa auditioned for Game of Thrones with a haka.

Ah, thanks! I had no idea what was going on here.

Well they can both haka in this pucci

So actually Haka are used for many things, intimidation, telling stories, honoring various leaders, and there’s that one very famous video of the NZ soldiers performing a haka for a fallen war comrade. 

And also the NZ All Blacks (their rugby team) is famous for doing hakas and basically making their opponents shit themselves. Which is sort of amazing. 

But they’re not just “traditional maori war dance poses,” there’s a huge rich tradition that is still kept alive today and hey, more people should know more about haka instead of just thinking “oh look it’s a way of standing that looks sexy.”

the-goddamazon:

thewomanfromitaly:

gailsimone:

berenzero:

And people wonder why I love Wonder Woman so much.

Bingo.

The third and last pictures are painting a bdsm picture in my head and I’m not sure what to do with it

I want to date Wonder Woman. ;_;

I NEED ALL OF THESE ON A SHIRT

mood: currently side-eying a white girl friend I thought was anti-racist and down with it who mentioned on facebook that she used to have “a black minivan” she called “Shanniqua.”

…just…

……..

*side eye*

it’s one thing to complain about a general sexual health guide being heteronormative and not mentioning gay sex/queer sex etc.

it’s another thing for a gay man to characterize a list of possible comebacks to a man saying he really doesn’t like condoms as “antagonistic” and then say that “as a queer man I don’t get the convenience of scapegoating other genders” and then say that it should be a queer issue as well.

Newsflash: even if you’re a gay man, you still have male privilege. IF YOU ARE DEFENDING MEN OR SHITTING ON WOMEN IN THE CONTEXT OF A WOMAN WANTING TO HAVE SEX IN A PARTICULAR WAY, OR SHITTING ON HER ABILITY TO CONSENT OR NOT CONSENT TO A SEXUAL ACT, THEN THAT MAKES YOU MISOGYNISTIC SORRY GOODBYE. 

my mother just sent me a message telling me that if I needed a break from studying, George Takei was on Jon Stewart.

The subject of the message was “Mr. Zulu.”

I love my mother.